Ouch!

There’s been several times this Summer that I have felt OLD… I’d say 103! I’ve been doing quite a bit of jet skiing and my body just isn’t keeping up! I wish I was in pain because I got great exercise, but I think it’s because I was thrown off the jet ski, slammed into the handle bars and then landed flat on the water.

Both of my thighs feel bruised all the way down to my knee caps… my back aches, my arms kill from gripping the gas or the body in front of me… my bottom hurts from slamming in to the seats after jumping the waves… and well I just plain hurt all over!

I am having a hard time walking up stairs and even just walking anywhere! Going to the restroom is the worse! I never realized toilets were so low!

Mom says I need to exercise more and Bob Mueller says I’m a wuss! I told him to give it a try, but apparently he did just two weeks ago and had no problem!
Help!

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  1. brittney said,

    on June 27th, 2006 at 7:22 pm

    Bob runs five miles a day, I think he said once. (I don’t know about you, but I barely walk five miles a day.)

  2. Styles said,

    on June 28th, 2006 at 10:19 am

    Sounds like you just had a crazy cool driver. You need someone that will not hit huge waves and show off their masive waverunner skills with amazing 360 turns and totally wicked/awesome maneuvers. What you need is a is driver that rides as though Ms. Daisy was in the back, and not someone who can go pro and totally make a living off their amazing talents in the fine sport of waverunner competition.

  3. Keith P. said,

    on June 28th, 2006 at 7:29 pm

    Stephanie, Bob is right! You are a big ol wuss.(haha)You know we love you in Madison and don’t feel that way.Wait until you get my age and the paramedics are having to fish you out of the lake.If its a weekend it may happen more than once.Take care!

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